blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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theanti90smovement:

one time when i was like 16 or 17 someone inboxed me and was like “i cant wait until ur 18 so i can send u dick pics” and i was like “haha ok…..” then i went to take a shower or something and i came back and they were like “i cant wait…” and i had like three pictures of their dick at different angles in my inbox 

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chloekarmalynch:

chloekarmalynch:

what CIS stands for:

Clopping

something went wrong while writing this but im just gonna leave it like that

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isailmyships:

The Spine (David Michael Bennettreally doesn’t care. (X)

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youtubekillsme:

Why are adults so afraid to curse in front of teenagers like most of us have a worse mouth than you

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Green Apple Cheesecake, Fine Foods, Hong Kong

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dareva:

when fans of a thing make you dislike a thing

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kimkhollywoodposts:

me

sure bitch lol

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pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN

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bladolica:

Untitled na We Heart It.

bladolica:

Untitled na We Heart It.

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jerkidiot:

I’ve been really angsty on twitter lately

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